im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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