pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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