This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
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my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
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Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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