ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I just found puke in my bra..
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
