The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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