You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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