Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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