Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
smell my finger.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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