I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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