she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
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