It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
You can't just leave with hair like that
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize