Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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