she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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