ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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