Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
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just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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