so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
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I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
i dont even know how to be here
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
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We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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