***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
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I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
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Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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