I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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