I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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