They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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