So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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