Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
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