so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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