I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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