Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
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Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
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Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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