Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
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shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
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i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping