She announced her abortion via fbk
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers