You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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