Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
where does the pee come out of this thing
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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