We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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