it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
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I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
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I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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