I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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