All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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