Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
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My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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