Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
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