i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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