I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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