Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
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I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
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We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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