I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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