what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
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Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
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Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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