Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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