Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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