Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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