you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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