She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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