see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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