OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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