I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
well I can't set my house on fire every night
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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