how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
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Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
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Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
false alarm, still single
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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