Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
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You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
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I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
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