dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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