Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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