I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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