Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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