____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
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He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
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There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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